Sunday, December 18, 2011

Weird Science

Weird Science is a classic 80s teen angst movie with mega opportunities to get inside the character’s heads. But, what else would you expect of a John Hughes movie. Especially with the alumnus Anthony Michael Hall (Breakfast Club, Vacation, Sixteen Candles).

Hall plays Gary Wallace and Ilan Mitchell Smith (The Wild Life) plays Wyatt. Together they are two spazes who don’t seem to fit in anywhere. No friends other than each other and only fantasies for girlfriends, they follow the course and do what any red blooded American boys would do; they create their own girlfriend. Now they are on top of the world and The Dudes to know. But, such fame comes with a price.

Kelly LeBrock plays Lisa, the bogus duo’s creation. Instead of following any lame orders, Lisa takes over their plans and their future of spectacular popularity in a “model knows best” role. She takes them to the right clubs, the best parties, dresses them in awesome clothes and puts them in righteous cars (Ferrari and Porsche). On their way to instant popularity, they have to learn a few lessons and stand up to parents, bad guys, bikers and rogues.

Weird Science also stars Robert Downey Jr., Bill Paxton and an incredibly young cast of future Hollywood heroes.

Incredible dialog includes:
Wallace describing the woman he wants to create:
“I want her to live. I want her to breath. I want her to aerobicize.”
Eightees culture includes All Dave All the Time with David Lee Roth, DataLife 3x5 floppy disks, references to Phil Donahue, and the Memotech computer. The classic battle of computer geniuses is well captured as Wyatt battles the Air Force for computer energy dominance over the dial up modem connection.

I rate this movie four alligators for great theme, cast and Oingo Boingo’s theme song of the same title.

Bad language and brief nudity gives this movie a PG-13 rating. 


Saturday, December 10, 2011

Sixteen Candles


Classic lines from gnarly movies
Samantha: This is Farmer Fred.
The Geek: Ted.
Samantha: Oh, I'm sorry, Farmer Ted.
The Geek
: I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Top Gun Trailer

Check out the Top Gun trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VN8ze3S0Uj8

To Live and Die in LA

To Live and Die in LA stars William Petersen as Richard Chance, a Secret Service agent on the track of a big counterfeiting bust. John Pankow plays John Vukovich his partner. Willem Defoe (Streets of Fire) plays bad guy Eric Masters.
Chance is a Secret Service agent ready for a big bust. His partner and best friend who has served for 25 years is on his last big case. Unfortunately he is killed just before retirement. Now Chance is totally miffed. He and Vukovich devise a scheme to take Masters down. The deed is so gnarly that they might not make it out alive.
Dirty bad guys and dirtier cops make this a bogus situation.
  Great lines include:
“Why are you chasing me?
“I don't know, why you running?
Cause you're chasing me”
An exclusive Wang Chung soundtrack gives To Live and Die in LA a tailored sound. You might recognize both the theme song “To Live and Die in LA” as well as the more popular “Dance Hall Days”.
I give To Live and Die in LA 3 alligators for script, 80’s wealth, excess and swag.  
Look for appearances by Dean Stockwell and a very young Jane Leeves (Daphne on Frasier).
To Live and Die in LA is rated R